Just hit my next hundred!

Thank you guys.<3 

this is such a good song

Anonymous asked: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous asked: Why did Mickey mouse get shot? BECAUSE DONALD DUCKED!

you are so goofy!

get it like goofy the charecter

Anonymous asked: What goes up and never comes down?

my weight

Anonymous asked: Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? BECAUSE HE GOT HIT BY A BUS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Anonymous asked: Do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, its too cheesy!

lol!!!1!1!

Anonymous asked: Do you like feet?

not as much as you do am i right

Anonymous asked: mcdonalds doesnt sell hot dogs because i dont think anyone could go up to the counter and order a mcweeney and ask for it to be supersized with a straight face on.

HAHAHAHAHAH omfg anon you just made my night

Anonymous asked: can crop circles be square?

idk ask ET